I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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