roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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