if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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