Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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