Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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