Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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