Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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