So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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