i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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