it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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