People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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