how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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