im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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