i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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