I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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