These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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