the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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