So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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