He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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