So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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