Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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