big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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