So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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