Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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