I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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