so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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