hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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