She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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