Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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