Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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