I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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