I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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