At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she pinky promised me she was 18
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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