So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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