She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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