Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Come share oat with me in your robe
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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