So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
pop tarts are not kleenex
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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