She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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