We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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