hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
