: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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