Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he had hair everywhere except his balls
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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