i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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