drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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