For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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