we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Randomize