Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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