I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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