I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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