My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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