Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Boobs are out for the taking
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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