so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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