can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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