out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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