return my video game
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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