If i come over, it means nothing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
honey bunches of taint.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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